Getting a Job for My Ego

Above: If I don't get a job soon, I'm going to have to find more inspiration from bathroom wall drawings. This one isn't really reassuring.

Is anyone else out there looking for a post-graduation job? Does anyone else out there have thousands of dollars in school loans encroaching on their life? Does anyone else out there despise the economic meltdown? Does anyone else just wish that they'd win a million dollars and be set for life?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, too bad. That's life. It's kind of sad. But do you know what I did to try to make myself feel better about not getting any post-graduation offers?

I made a new page on my website, catered towards my ego. It will now act as my homepage. It's a list of social networking sites, articles, brochures, and websites that are all about me. I've also attached my resume in case any employers happen upon it.

I'm going to find a job. My ego hates me!